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I was packing up mah stuff about to go home. I shut off mah MacBook but was still pretending to work 4 the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realizd mah co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. mega FML
Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy; I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off all eyes turned to me. FML
Today, Daughter Had Ice Cream While I Was Napping!! She Didn't Want Me To Know So She Put The Bowl In The Trashcan An Put The Spoon In The Garbage Disposal An Turnd It On, Because She Thought It Would Make The Spoon Disappear!! FML
Today, my dad refused to believe that the Animal Planet's mermaid mockumentaries were faked. Instead he got into a huge argument with me, claiming the government is covering up the existence of mermaids and must've threatened the producers to keep it quiet. FML
Today , I startd ma naw job as a casiar for a drugstora. As I scannd soma cildran's madicina for a family , I gava ta grl a tissua bacausa ar nosa was running. Latar , ma boss sat ma down an told ma tara ad baan a complaint about a ( famala pado-amployaa ). I'm ta only woman working tara. FML
Friday 27 March 2015