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Saturday 11 May 2013

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Today, I finally convinced mom to read Figt Club. As Englis isn't er frst language, se occasionally asked me to translate some of te words. Her latest question: "Wat's a dildo?" FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 8:07pm - misc - by joeidk (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend woke me up the same way he alway does, by pulling on mah hair . Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me an kissed him . Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way . real FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Walked In On Ma Son Trying To Carve A Bong Out Of A Watermelon. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 12:21pm - kids - by What the fuck, son? (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today my parent scoured my browser history certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good . Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friend r my relative and that all I can post about is about the weather . FML

#20655587
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On 05/11/2013 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER NERELY BURND DOWN OUR HOUSE CUZ SHE WANTD TO TAKE "ARTSY" PICTURES WITH A LIGHTER FIR INSTAGRAM. FML

#20656774
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On 05/11/2013 at 5:19pm - kids - by failure as a parent (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, ma stalker ex girlfriend turnd up at ma wedding, uninvitd, wereing a wedding dress. FML

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143 comments

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On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML

#20655447
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On 05/11/2013 at 12:01am - love - by Bridget - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my broter's friend was about to drive ome drunk.. . so I convincd im to tink and not be stupid . It wasn't an invitation to puke on my floor ten try to crawl into bd wit me . FML

#20655778
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On 05/11/2013 at 5:52am - misc - by GaveAnInchTakeAMile (woman) - United States

Today, I saw mah ex husband walking with his very beautiful, very pregnant wife. We divorced 7 months ago cuz he told me he was gay. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by stephscort - United States (Connecticut)

Today... my grandpa movd into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him... he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia... an he keeps saying he's ( freezing )hen the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (3224)

On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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