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Wednesday 1 May 2013

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Today, I was lectured by my mother for staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49344) - you deserved it (2288)

On 05/01/2013 at 9:52pm - work - by Paul (man) - United States



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