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Wednesday 27 February 2013

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Today, I was in bedhen I rolled over an saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out an nerely peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heret pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML

#20524057
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah 20-year-old daughter staggered into mah room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancake for her . FML

#20524572
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On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I realized tat te only positive accomplisment ma boyfriend as made in te last 3 yeres is tat e started wereing deodorant. FML

#20525032
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On 02/27/2013 at 10:28pm - love - by butterflyzag20 - United States

Taday I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No , I mean at Wendy's. You know , the hot girl from work?" FML

#20524344
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On 02/27/2013 at 12:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I dacidd to surprisa ma boyfriand by quiatly undrassing and snaaking into ta batroom to join im in ta sowar . Ha was bant ovar taking a dump, pusing is turd down ta plugola . FML

#20524189
161 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, trying to be nice, I sat with the lonely kid at lunch. While eating, he started laughing an showed me his hit list. I was at the top. FML

#20524308
159 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by dangerZone - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah college started an internet ( confessions ) page. Out of curiosity I checked it out, only to find that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful.

#20524030
107 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY , I REALISD THE EXTENT OF MY WIFE'S CAT OBSESSIONHEN I RECEIVD AN $850 BILL FIR THE AIR CONDITIONER SHE LEAVES ON FIR OUR 5 CATSHILE WE ARE AT WORK. FML

#20524027
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:12am - animals - by thecatlady (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, a classmate postd a recording of a recent lecture on mah university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some grl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. mega FML

#20524519
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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Yesterday... I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

#20524792
122 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I Finally Made A Facebook Account After Being Home-schoold My Entire Life. I Friendd People That I Know An There Friends, An Subsequently Sparkd A Debate On Whether Or Not I Exist. FML

#20523906
89 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by thepokemonkid - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw my car bieng broken into on te street below my apartment. Too scard to stop tem myself, I calld te police. Before I could even tell tem wat was going on, tey put me on old. It was a good 5 minutes before I realizd tey'd ung up on me. FML

#20524817
76 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 7:42pm - misc - by forgotten - United States (Arizona)

TODAY , AFTER SCOURING MAH APARTMENT FOR QUARTERS TO DO LAUNDRY , I FOUND THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF CHANGE. THE CHANGE GOT JAMMED IN THE WASHING MACHINE. I NOW HAVE NO MORE QUARTERS , AN MAH CLOTHES ARE CAKED WITH SOAP FROM WASHING THEM IN THE SINK. FML

#20524387
58 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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