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Wednesday 20 February 2013

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Today.. . I got mah results on a recent.. . important midterm . During the exam.. . I'd noticed mah instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet.. . so bieng honest.. . I didn't look at them . It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass . I failed . FML

#20515105
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On 02/20/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by its ok to cheat!? - United States (California)

Today, I heard a commercial fir a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, an transportation services if u cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad perfect place is a senior center. FML

#20514672
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On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)

yesterday I uploaded the first chapter of mah best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story cuz of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML

#20514789
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On 02/20/2013 at 11:36am - work - by Apparently not a writer (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile poto, wic got over 20 likes in te space of an our. Te most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to ceck my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me te bird in te background. FML

#20514955
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On 02/20/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by club goer - Canada

Today.. . the guy I like asked me out 4 the frst time . It's a good thing he did it over Facebook.. . cuz I started shaking an almost threw up . I don't know how I'm going to function on our date next week . FML

#20514506
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On 02/20/2013 at 2:31am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a two dollar raise. Unfortunately, I recently accepted a transfer to a job on the other side of the state to wat was, at the time, a more lucrative position. I can't cancel it, so now I get to move into a pay cut. FML

#20514453
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On 02/20/2013 at 1:33am - work - by MeanGina (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

2DAY I WAS GIVING MAH GUY A BLOWJOB !! WHEN HE BLURTD OUT, "OH JESUS" I ASSUMD I WAS DOING A GOOD JOB !! I LOOKD UP TO SEE THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE AN NOTICD A LOOK OF TERROR !! HE WAS STARING AT MAH GROWLING CAT, TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM CLAWING HIS FACE OFF !! FML

#20514475
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On 02/20/2013 at 1:55am - intimacy - by jealouspussy (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday mah son asked me if the short films I write r fir little kids or fir adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was fir adults. He looool went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

#20514612
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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today, I discovered thathen you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that yur son called the cable company and had yur plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML

#20515174
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On 02/20/2013 at 5:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library . That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor . FML

#20514871
94 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 1:20pm - love - by ? - United States (California)

Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
115 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Today , I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing , an later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out , an thinking I was in trouble , broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7am. FML

#20515001
77 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 3:33pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Arizona)

Today... my mom refused to sign me up fir a CPR class... reasoning that if I was ever put in a situation where a person was choking... I could save them using my "common sense" and "intellect". I need the class to graduate. FML

#20515292
87 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 7:32pm - misc - by blob - United States (Massachusetts)



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