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Sunday 27 January 2013

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Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29187) - you deserved it (2054)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

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