Tuesday 22 January 2013 
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Today, I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia, she smiled and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughed. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39pm - love - by Kasey103 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 1:50am - love - by Roxy19 - United States (California)
Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough for just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by milkshake - United States (Texas)
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39am - kids - by dani0810 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to my grandma and I mentioned the fact that tomatoes are technically fruit. It's been an hour and she's still yelling, accusing me of lying to her. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 8:35pm - misc - by I should have kept my mouth shut - United States (California)
Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interested in for some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's picked up an STD from unprotected sex. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by SonofDonald (man) - United States
Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" for our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've lived together for four years. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 3:09am - love - by deflower (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out my ten year old brother and his best friend have taught our new parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." We have a bunch of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see what the parrot can say. FML
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Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:14am - work - by Job Seeking (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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