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Tuesday 22 January 2013

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Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mother insisted I dress very smartly in suit attire for my first job interview at a hippy-style retail store. My interviewer wore a poncho. I didn't get the job. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)



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