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Today...hile having sex with my grlfriend on the bathroom floor... I felt something tickle my balls. I lookd back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my frst threesome. FML
Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with grlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake mother. My grlfriend came and swung open the door onto foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML
Today, as per usual, my mother went to see her psychic, who told her that one of her children is harbouring a "dark secret". Now we're all groundd until one of us confesse our obviously non-existent secret. mega FML
Yesterday, I Was Making Wedding Plans Wit Ma Fiancé. His Moter Kept Complaining About Everyting, An Insisted It Was Pointless To Plan Because It's Just Our "frst Marriage." Se Ten Tried To Convince Im To Dump Me An Move Back In Wit Er Because "se's All E'll Ever Need." FML
Friday 27 March 2015