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Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts . Upon waking up after my frst time using it, I forgot I was wearing it an thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed an split my head open on my bedside table . FML
Today, I had a fight with mah boyfriend over a grl he is close to. He later arrivd with flowers fir what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were fir her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, during dinner, mah mum asked y I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was cuz mah girlfriend had cheated on me!! At some point during mah venting, I asked y this stuff always seems to happen to me!! My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." real FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant!! My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddie drag his nearly-comatose carcas back home from a strip club!! FML
Today while on a first date with a charming guy I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along since my pads were in there and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML
Friday 27 March 2015