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Saturday 29 December 2012

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Today I checked mah sister's diary cuz I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior . She caught me in the act and mah mom whom I've caught blatantly snooping through mah stuff multiple times now grounded me 4 mah "disgusting" violation of mah sister's privacy . FML

#20430472
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On 12/29/2012 at 6:17pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized something: when other people r drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML

#20429355
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On 12/29/2012 at 2:30am - misc - by almostkilledmyself - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I jokingly askad my boyfriand if ha was chaating on ma!! Ha rapliad, "Nah, all tha chicks in this town r fuck-ugly." and starad at ma until I laft tha room!! Good to know that's his only raason fir staying faithful!! FML

#20430536
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On 12/29/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by single once again (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I auditioned fir a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain an as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

#20429501
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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, I was walking in the park,hen a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach!! He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off!! FML

Today, I was at church, when mah mom's phone went off during the sermon . As if that wasn't humiliating enough 4 me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song . FML

#20430388
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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker cummed up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML

#20430634
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On 12/29/2012 at 8:01pm - work - by nose hurts (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yesterday, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver mah best friend's baby. I later found out that mah ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML

#20429423
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On 12/29/2012 at 3:25am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND READ ONLINE THAT OVERSLEEPING HAS BEEN LINKED TO STROKES LATER IN LIFE. HE'S NOW TAKEN IT UPON HIMSELF TO PROTECT ME BY MAKING SURE THAT I HAVE AS MINIMAL SLEEP AS POSSIBLE. FML

#20429358
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On 12/29/2012 at 2:33am - love - by nosleep (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend an I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, an I happened to see them there. mega FML

#20429745
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On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I had a proper look at myself in the mirror. I have recently lost 5 lbs. Turns out that it mainly shows on boob. Not boobs. Boob. Right one only. FML

yesterday I came home to fine a pregnancy test in trashcan !! I live alone with boyfriend and I'm not pregnant !! FML

#20430574
114 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States



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