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Today I checked mah sister's diary cuz I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior . She caught me in the act and mah mom whom I've caught blatantly snooping through mah stuff multiple times now grounded me 4 mah "disgusting" violation of mah sister's privacy . FML
Today, I jokingly askad my boyfriand if ha was chaating on ma!! Ha rapliad, "Nah, all tha chicks in this town r fuck-ugly." and starad at ma until I laft tha room!! Good to know that's his only raason fir staying faithful!! FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker cummed up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Yesterday, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver mah best friend's baby. I later found out that mah ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Friday 27 March 2015