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Monday 10 December 2012

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Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you deserved it (1502)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States



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