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Tuesday 4 December 2012

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Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of local groceries store 4 employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicappd, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

#20190915
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On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today during a conversation mah boss said "What what?" Before I could stop myself I replid "In the butt." FML

#20191552
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On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today,hile at work taking notes on a pad of paper, mah boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML

#20190845
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On 12/04/2012 at 12:16pm - work - by mdg (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , mah boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot an killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward an uncomfortable , I blurted , "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

#20191114
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On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today... my boyfriend and I had a disagreement over looool the pronunciation of the word "train." It turned into a heated debate that lasted all night and ended with us sleeping in separate rooms. FML

Today , I was riding the train and someone fartd. Everyone lookd at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
110 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Yesterday, I facd a dilemma . If I don't let te cat sleep in my bedroom, se spends all nigt owling at te door, waking up my 2-year-old in te process . If I do let er in, te dog gets distressd an cews te contents of te bin . If I let bot of tem in, I ave no room to sleep . FML

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, cuz I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

my science class found out that I have OCD and that one of my ritual is to coughhen other cough. This is going to be a long year. FML

#20191703
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On 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , grlfriand showd ma a print of a Banksy that sha'd just bought , talling ma it was an original. Whan I trid to argua that it wasn't , sha broka up with ma fir ( implying sha was a moron. ) FML

#20190801
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On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I ran into mah high school crush at Target. When I askd her if she rememberd me, she pattd me on the head, said, "Unfortunately," an walkd away. mega FML

#20191408
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On 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm - misc - by Likian5 (man) - United States

Today, I walkd into school confidant about tha naw hair color I'd had dona ovar tha waakand. My drama taachar apparantly dyd har hair tha sama color; avaryona noticd an thought I'd copid har. FML

#20190350
51 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML



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