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Monday 3 December 2012

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Today...hile Getting A Hernia Exam.!! !! I Accidentally Ran Mah Fingers Through Mah Doctor's Hair !! FML

#20188881
117 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got into a fight with grlfriend. After yelling and arguing point, cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah boyfriand discovarad how to maka ma quaaf on damand whan ha has his fingars insida ma . I now faal lika mah lova lifa has baan raplacad with fart sounds . FML

#20189453
123 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I TOLD GIRLFRIEND TAT I'M BREAKING UP WIT ER CUZ SE'S VERY ABUSIVE. AFTER A COUPLE OF SECONDS OF AWKWARD SILENCE, SE KICKED ME IN TE NUTS AN RAN AWAY. FML

#20189170
161 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

TODAY, MY CRAZY PSYCHOPATH OF A NEIGHBOR SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT, ( SO, ABOUT YUR SEX LIFE. ) I'VE BEEN SITTING ERE 4 20 MINUTES STARING AT IT BECAUSE I'M TOO SCARD TO OPEN IT. FML

#20189915
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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
84 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend saying I needed to come home immediately. When I got there, he informed me that the reason I needed to rush home from work was because he wiped a booger on the wall and it was in the shape of a penis. He said it's a sign, like when people see Jesus in toast. FML

#20189885
72 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 7:38pm - misc - by FlyingFist - United States

Today , I had to show mah husband a video on how to brush yur teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . it's my 21st brtday and my dad as decided to take away my ID in fear tat if I ave even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoolic . mega FML

#20189765
123 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by VedaLynn - United States

TODAY WHILE VISITING WIDOWED GREAT AUNT, SHE TOOK OUT HER WEDDING RINGS AND TALKED ABOUT THE LOVE SHE AND UNCLE HAD. SMILING, I TOLD HER THAT ONE DAY I HOPE TO HAVE AS HAPPY A MARRIAGE AS THIERS. HER RESPONSE? "KNOWING YOU, I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT." MY MOTHER SAT THERE AGREIENG. FML

#20189035
56 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 2:17am - misc - by Stupendous_ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. mega FML

#20189404
86 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today,hile I was at a urinal, a man came up to use the one next to me. He then said, "I guess this ishere all the dicks hang out." He then stared at me until I left.

#20190054
76 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by reedcarter -



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