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Thursday 29 November 2012

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Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyd, I turnd around and rantd about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explaind that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. mega FML

#20183504
190 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 12:29am - misc - by Mimi - United States

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought mah sold-out tickets on the black market 4 double the retail price, an have no way of getting mah money back. FML

#20184120
131 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, it's the frst day of mah two-week stay at mah in-laws house. They forbid drinking, smoking, cursing, an anything even remotely sexual. I smuggled in mah quietest toy to keep me sane in this holy house. If only I hadn't forgotten to bring the battery pack too. FML

#20184036
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On 11/29/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by comeuntome (woman) - United States

Today, I was going to give baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard an spat them out, realizing boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML

#20184636
106 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by lizzard0416 - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, MAH 5 KIDS WERE SINGING THIER FAVORITE CHRISTMA CAROL IN THE VAN, EACH TRYING TO SING LOUDER THAN THE OTHERS. IT WOULD HAVE PROBABLY SOUNDED BETTER IF THEY WERE ALL SINGING THE SAME ONE. FML

#20183806
114 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 9:22am - kids - by Dave (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes . FML

#20184714
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28908) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

I caught the train into the city. Halfway there some kids hopped on smelling of marijuana and alcohol. Their topic of discussion? How much pubic hair they had. FML

#20183521
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20725) - you deserved it (2864)

On 11/29/2012 at 12:40am - kids - by fabs1171 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turnd on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML

#20184451
49 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada

Tadayhile working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost an wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face an harsh words 4 supposedly having kidnapped him. real FML

#20183959
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23802) - you deserved it (1500)

On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today, I came home to mah mother-in-law wearing the gold chainhich I looool usually keep in a hidden drawer. I searchd mah drawer only to fine out mah chain was missing. I askd mah mother-in-law if she took it an she keeps denying the fact that she stole it from me. My husband is on her side. FML

#20183636
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25407) - you deserved it (1479)

On 11/29/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by elizabeth - United States (Nevada)



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