Monday 16 July 2012 
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Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 3:21pm - health - by AlbertEinstein_ (woman) - Ireland
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 2:04am - misc - by SCdriver (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 10:38am - kids - by oops123 (woman) - United States
Today, my husband and I agreed that he would name our first born and I would name our second. He's dead-set on naming our child "Raindropp" no matter whether it's a boy or girl. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm - kids - by trisha (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my thoughts that I'm going crazy were confirmed when I got into the shower with my socks on. The worst part is that I didn't realize it for a good five minutes. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:12am - health - by goincrazy - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 12:08am - work - by crazyautio - United States
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 12:21am - love - by BC94 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by CantBlink - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 8:58pm - love - by lurna301 (woman) - United States (California)
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