Sunday 17 June 2012 
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Today, my best friend and I broke up with our respective girlfriends, so we could go on holiday and meet lots of new women. Instead, within a few hours, he got back with his ex, and they're planning their own holiday together. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 12:08pm - love - by JPTK (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that you wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye and said, "Yeah, but you're no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 10:58am - love - by rosabelle91 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States
Today, I went bra shopping with my mother. She insisted that I try on a bunch of push-up bras, and I told her I didn't want to, because it's false advertising. She looked at me and said that I need all the help I can get. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by historyfreak_17 - United States (Michigan)
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by flyingpuppy - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)
Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 4:50am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I was forced to listen and politely nod with a smile on my face, as my boss droned on and on, explaining that everything in the universe is slowly getting bigger, aside from him, because he's never felt so short before. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 3:38pm - work - by Megan (woman) - United Kingdom (Neath Port Talbot)
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States
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