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Tuesday 14 February 2012

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Today, I spent an hour cleaning my already-clean house to avoid any form of conversation with my boyfriend. FML

#19071135 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (2604) - you deserved it (5823)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:50am - love - by kiwi023 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

#19079186 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (12023) - you deserved it (5227)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (17077) - you deserved it (4312)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

#19072252 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (15430) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML

#19074036 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (16730) - you deserved it (2576)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by rejected4ever - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (26039) - you deserved it (1765)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML

#19071061 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (15696) - you deserved it (1735)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML

#19074382 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (17393) - you deserved it (1652)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (16396) - you deserved it (1585)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my boyfriend came with me to my first prenatal gynecologist appointment. Half way through the pap smear, I look over and see him grinning pervertedly and staring down the doctor's shirt. FML

#19074406 (271)

I agree, your life sucks (8412) - you deserved it (1318)

On 02/14/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by unicorn - United States

Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty and pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. FML

#19072736 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (15467) - you deserved it (1158)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines

Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML

#19079229 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (17198) - you deserved it (1112)

On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML

#19073869 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (4810) - you deserved it (755)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:05pm - misc - by random - United States



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