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Sunday 21 September 2014

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Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

#21262210
49 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I heard what sounded like high-pitched feminine moaning coming from my son's room. I knocked and walked in, expecting to catch him red handed with a girl. He'd just beaten his high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21262395
46 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 11:33am - intimacy - by royallymessedup - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with this amazingly hot guy. Things got pretty intense, and right as I was about to orgasm, the gold crucifix came flying off his necklace and sliced my eyelid open. Message received. Well played, God. FML

#21262317
41 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 7:27am - intimacy - by Sinnersinner - United States (California)

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

#21262480
61 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, a guy told me I "kind of look like a girl" if he looked at me from the right angle. Well, I am a girl, and this is the closest thing to a compliment that I've gotten in years. FML

#21262383
44 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took a bite of my apple, looked down, and saw half a worm inside. FML

#21262455
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8317) - you deserved it (832)

On 09/21/2014 at 1:34pm - misc - by FMLMallow7 - United States

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10082) - you deserved it (740)

On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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