Choose the period

Tuesday 30 August 2016

Choose a category

Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

by ckatia / 08/30/2016 at 5:29am / Health

Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML

by fabiennemorin35 / 08/30/2016 at 5:29am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Work