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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with the dead batteries that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML
Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015