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Thursday 30 October 2014

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Today, I tried approaching this cute girl. She quickly picked up the nearest calculator and started talking into it, in a desperate act to seem busy. FML

#21288185
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5642) - you deserved it (576)

On 10/30/2014 at 1:38am - love - by 41yearoldvirgin - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that it's time for him to stop blaming others and own up to his mistakes. He retorted, "Don't blame me!" FML

#21288212
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On 10/30/2014 at 3:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was getting back the math books from students, but one had water damage. When I asked why, he looked me in the eye and said, "My tears." FML

#21288266
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (788) - you deserved it (159)

On 10/30/2014 at 7:11am - work - by Math - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

#21288322
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On 10/30/2014 at 10:15am - misc - by ineedsleep (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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