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Saturday 18 May 2013

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Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 1:22am - love - by Sarsippius -

Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML

#20670402
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On 05/18/2013 at 4:57am - misc - by Chelsea - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I recieved a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. FML

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On 05/18/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by JACKxRAWR (man) - United Kingdom



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