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Friday 24 October 2014

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Today, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I had no cash, only to reveal a perfectly crisp five dollar bill that I had completely forgotten about. FML

#21284180
76 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 1:02am - money - by Yeah (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML

#21284275
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On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. FML

#21284454
48 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while reading 1984 on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
89 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, someone stole my coat. I can only imagine their surprise when they find the $3,000 engagement ring I bought earlier. FML

#21284412
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11574) - you deserved it (860)

On 10/24/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10448) - you deserved it (674)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)



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