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Wednesday 17 December 2014

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Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said it was a game. He's asked for one for Christmas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11983) - you deserved it (3853) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2014 at 12:29am - intimacy - by marie0908 - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11332) - you deserved it (959)

On 12/17/2014 at 8:33am - misc - by seriously - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10794) - you deserved it (868)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States



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