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Wednesday 10 February 2016

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Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML

#21524700
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6746) - you deserved it (1226)

On 02/10/2016 at 4:09am - misc - by mn051299 - Switzerland (Schwyz)

Today, my aunt informed me that my dad thinks my boyfriend is a loser deadbeat because he hasn't proposed to me after two years of dating and co-habitation. He hasn't asked because I already made it very clear I have no interest in marriage. FML

#21524771
48 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 10:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

#21524651
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7366) - you deserved it (830)

On 02/10/2016 at 12:08am - misc - by ApparentlyaPotato (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was at Starbucks and Snapchatting some friends, I got a very funny one from a friend and decided to screenshot. The camera sound went off and the lady in front of me thought I'd taken a pic of her ass and threw hot coffee in my face. FML

#21524772
66 comments

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On 02/10/2016 at 10:42am - misc - by Conch - United States (Kansas)

Today, while driving around with my brother and his idiotic friends, one of them decided it would be a brilliant idea to throw a hot sauce packet out of the car window at a moving vehicle. I've never seen someone angry enough to stop and get out of a vehicle that fast. FML

#21524711
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5314) - you deserved it (598)

On 02/10/2016 at 5:42am - misc - by kimeatszombies - United States (California)

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

#21524722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5502) - you deserved it (532)

On 02/10/2016 at 6:57am - work - by PhD student (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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