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Friday 3 July 2015

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Today, I rang up a good friend to ask her to be one of the two bridesmaids at my upcoming wedding. Before I could ask, she let me know that she would not be attending my wedding, as, "Weddings are expensive, so I'm not attending ones for people that are just acquaintances". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9121) - you deserved it (728)

On 07/03/2015 at 6:30am - misc - by NeedMoreFriends (woman) - United Kingdom (Wakefield)

Today, I'm babysitting for kids whose parents said they would be back by 12. Its 4am and they still aren't home. I don't get paid enough for this. FML

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On 07/03/2015 at 5:09am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7094) - you deserved it (596)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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