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Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

#21090330
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34265) - you deserved it (4750)

On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

#21144192
134 comments

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On 05/18/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by motherfuck666 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I got into National Honor Society and Beta Club. Most parents are proud but not her. She told me to get a job and that she was tired of my school shit. FML

#21272922
55 comments

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On 10/07/2014 at 5:10pm - misc - by wtfmom - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML

#21252384
61 comments

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On 09/05/2014 at 12:17pm - love - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML

#21367402
92 comments

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On 03/03/2015 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was excited to receive a rejection letter, because this was the first company to even acknowledge that I sent them a resume. FML

#21243040
60 comments

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On 08/22/2014 at 9:14am - work - by Beeky (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I confessed to my roommate of 4 years that I'm in love with her. Her response? Sticking her tongue out at me and blowing a raspberry. FML

#21314515
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30549) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/09/2014 at 4:19pm - love - by thatsnice - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

#21333814
85 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 7:06am - love - by ohdearyme - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

#21418593
120 comments

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On 05/31/2015 at 2:21pm - misc - by fffemaleee - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

#21448484
72 comments

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On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML

#21348979
93 comments

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On 02/03/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by wtfdaughter - Brazil (Pernambuco)

Today, I accidentally sat on my sister's imaginary monkey. She then stabbed me with a pencil. I still can't get the piece of graphite out of my hand. FML

#21430170
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (2381)

On 06/22/2015 at 3:10pm - kids - by vkryss13 - Guam



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