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Yesterday , I found out mah kids only remember mah brthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

#20871062
57 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 4:22am - kids - by Sean - United States (California)

Yesterday, I was prank called yet again by someone asking fir a game that was released over 10 yeres ago. The store I work at only sells modern titles, an I angrily slammed the phone down. My boss saw an fred me on the spot. big fat FML

TODAY , THE GUY I LOVE ASKD ME IF HOOKING UP COUNTD AS DATING , BECAUSE HE THINKS I'M "SUPER HOT," BUT HE DOESN'T WANT "ALL THE RELATIONSHIP SHIT." FML

#20874228
116 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 8:46am - love - by Renagirl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to ma insurance company to deal wit some paperwork!! One of teir employees backed into ma car before I made it into te building!! FML

#20874631
66 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today... My Mother Informed Me That We R No Longer Taking My Graduation Trip To New York. Instead... She And Her Group Of Continuously Drunk Friends R Going To Vegas Because... "We Could Win The Jackpot And Take You On An Even Bigger Trip To New York!" She's Never Won Anything In Her Whole Life. Big Fat FML

#20875663
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On 09/10/2013 at 11:52am - money - by zcollins - United States (California)

yesterday in order to try an get over mah slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them . One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing an chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed . big fat FML

#20875531
80 comments

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On 09/10/2013 at 7:36am - animals - by Evil_Angel_90 (woman) - Australia

Today, at a family party, my uncles were complimenting my mom on her pies. I cookd them. She took all the credit. mega FML

#20883979
79 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:03pm - misc - by zachadams - United States (New York)

Today,hila chatting with a friand onlina, I told har that Kristan Stawart isn't going to star in tha 50 Shadas movia as sha originally thought. Sha than spammad ma with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" massagas that mah crappy laptop froza up, forcing ma to raboot and losa a ton of unsavad assay notas. FML

#20879898
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On 09/13/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by CHEERS, TUMBLTARD (woman) -

Today, my partnar walkd in ta room waaring a swaatar from my wardroba, making jokas about it and saying ow ugly it was. Tat swaatar was ta last ting my fatar wora bafora a passd away. FML

Today, my smartphone addiction reached a new level of pathetic when I checked my weather app to see if it was cloudy outside!! There was a window right behind me!! FML

#20887801
58 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Car Was Broken Into, On The Same Night I Stayd Up Late Researching How To Install Mah New Car Alarm. FML

#20933464
51 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place fir a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper looool and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

#20892017
85 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 8:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today mah wife made me go with her to dinner with her parents despite thier long-standing hatrd of me. Later on mah mother-in-law mutterd to me ( I made yours special fir ya ) smrkd then made a show of scratching at her butt-crack. FML

#20899435
72 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:01pm - misc - by ouharguohargssdf (man) - United States (Indiana)



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