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Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

#21226435
48 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

#21275799
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36193) - you deserved it (7173)

On 10/11/2014 at 8:11pm - misc - by dykerino (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
176 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were talking with his sister-in-law about a TV show, his 6-year-old nephew walked up just in time to hear how Santa killed the protagonist's parents. I've never seen such a heartbroken face in my life, and now he won't stop asking if Santa kills people. FML

#21309908
63 comments

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On 12/02/2014 at 2:52am - kids - by xmassmasher - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

#21336880
96 comments

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On 01/14/2015 at 8:58am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was brushing my teeth. When it came time for me to spit, I absentmindedly opened the bathroom drawer and spat in there instead of in the sink. FML

#21328982
40 comments

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On 01/01/2015 at 10:38pm - misc - by 30000 - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8304) - you deserved it (31916)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

#134877
35 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

#2490084
89 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by PulledOver (woman) - United States

Today, I was working at a shoe store and was helping a dude try on shoes. He looked like trouble and I wanted to finish with him. When he finally picked his shoes, he abruptly stood up and ran out of the store with the shoes on. The cost of them was deducted from my salary. $240. FML

#4556856
85 comments

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On 08/15/2009 at 8:49pm - money - by smallpaycheck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I parked my car in a garage that cost $13 for every 10 minutes past 10 o'clock. When I came back to the garage at 10, I had forgotten where I parked it and spent an hour looking for it. I paid $78 to lose my car. FML

#2300061
72 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 1:39am - money - by lostcar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally got my nametag. I had been using other people's names like Maria and Caie for a week, so I was happy to be called my own name. I put it on and got to work. Ten minutes later, I was called into the office. I got laid off. I got to wear my nametag for 10 minutes. FML

#2733384
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45076) - you deserved it (3283)

On 06/08/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by nametag (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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