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Today, my crew and I were berated by a client for not installing her new hardwood floor on time. We were only halfway through the day, but apparently it should have only taken "like, an hour?" because "The guys on the TV shows do it that fast." FML

#20861177
84 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 12:44am - work - by smashyonewfloors - Canada (Alberta)

Today, every time I write the word "analyst," I can't help but giggle because it begins with "anal." I'm 24, and studying to be a conflict analyst. FML

#20886867
106 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 6:59pm - work - by Sunny (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

#20869873
80 comments

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On 09/06/2013 at 3:01am - work - by lifesucks0925 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

#20888617
61 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 1:52am - misc - by wat - United States (California)

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

#20895300
96 comments

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On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

#20898629
63 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a fourth grade teacher, I realized that most of my students have far nicer and more expensive phones than I can afford. FML

#20892987
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45230) - you deserved it (3418)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:54pm - misc - by poor teacher - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML

#20898640
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59248) - you deserved it (3992)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML

#20894007
103 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:14am - work - by DimeShapedBruise (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML

#20887597
128 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML

Today, my mum dismissed my diagnosed schizophrenia as "too much time with those earphones in". FML

#20897726
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38948) - you deserved it (3070)

On 09/27/2013 at 3:56am - health - by awkwardology - Australia (Queensland)



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