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Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
17 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

#630
32 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 4:35am - work - by Cody - Sent from mobile version

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
26 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
17 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, it was my high school graduation. I brought my camera to capture these last memories, only to discover that the batteries were dead. When I got home and went to change them, I realized they were not dead, they were just put in the wrong way. FML

#2556811
150 comments

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On 06/03/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by keifer13 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML

#6514
45 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by sh33zy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

#260115
72 comments

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On 03/10/2009 at 11:53am - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

#768625
64 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by nokeys (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going through my moms closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

#1905571
84 comments

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On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by stickers (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I finally had time to talk with my boyfriend. We had a nice long conversation, which included him telling me how much I meant to him and that we really need to see each other more often. He concluded the speech twenty minutes later with "Which is why I really hope we can stay friends". FML

#5774015
35 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 10:53am - love - by Oh_Well (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML

#5633791
107 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by wetandpantsless (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, we had a fire drill in my dorm, and I live on the 7th floor of my building. They shut the elevators down and I had to walk down 14 flights of steps. I shattered my kneecap last week. They turned the alarm off when I got to the first floor. FML

#5821457
62 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 10:31pm - misc - by stepknee (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML

#6039295
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31550) - you deserved it (8903)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)



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