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Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
101 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother got the same cologne as the guy I've been seeing for a while. Every time I'm with my brother I think about him, and every time I'm with him I think about my brother. FML

#21259922
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On 09/17/2014 at 7:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

#21340454
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On 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
91 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
92 comments

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On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
53 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
43 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting tried to hard boil eggs using the microwave. You cannot hard boil eggs using the microwave. It makes a mess. This we have learned. FML

#2695
31 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 4:08pm - misc - by Danana - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

#219438
78 comments

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On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hired an exterminator to get the roaches out of the house I am renting. I came back from work and went to my bathroom, noticing that he used the plunger to unclog the toilet after he took a dump. After $150, there was shit all over my floor and plunger, and roaches still in my kitchen. FML

#2303239
79 comments

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On 05/26/2009 at 5:18am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was rollerblading in the university gardens and taking pictures. A worker started to yell at me, and I told him that I had perfect control and could stay on the sidewalk. As I turned to skate away, I faceplanted into a bed of prized rare flowers. FML

#1481817
55 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by krizleykrislo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

#842
74 comments

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On 01/03/2009 at 11:48am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version



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