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Today, I got home from visiting my long-distance girlfriend. I spent $366 to get a plane ticket to visit her for the week. The day after I arrived there, she broke up with me and I had to buy a ticket for an earlier flight home. With fees and penalties, I paid around $550 to be broken up with. FML

#1649532
111 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 12:07am - love - by broke (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that "my school was too expensive and he couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii, apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML

#5603956
123 comments

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On 10/02/2009 at 1:18pm - misc - by ill (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband and I put our 9 month old twins to bed and went outside to enjoy a very rare few minutes with each other, a couple of beers, with a baby monitor. He shut the sliding glass door, and I watched the bar that locks it accidentally slide into locked position. All the other doors were locked. FML

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

#6641672
73 comments

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On 12/06/2009 at 10:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

#6900019
131 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 9:30am - health - by SnowyConcussion (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went down to my grandparents' house to spend some time with them. I was in the guest room when I noticed a box in the corner of the closet labelled "Crap". I opened up the box to see my Dad's John Elway Autographed Football in it. I got it for him for Christmas, it cost me $600. FML

#7536957
66 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML

Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won't have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends. FML

#7701844
123 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
129 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, for my Teen Living class, all the students got a fake baby. In order to stop the baby from crying, you have to use the bracelet they provide. I lost the bracelet. I have the baby all weekend. FML

#13558555
139 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 2:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
62 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

#14352354
43 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

#14990057
54 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)



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