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Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

#20738351
83 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 12:44am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

#20736145
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On 06/19/2013 at 10:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

#20748461
77 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 1:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

#20753013
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On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

#20772121
83 comments

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On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

#20754226
63 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

#20781189
120 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML

#20821432
63 comments

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On 08/05/2013 at 1:11am - health - by seriously? - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

#20787181
73 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

#20759724
55 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML

#20776380
77 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 6:26pm - misc - by yayme. - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML

#20780398
171 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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