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Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML

#2319
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18698) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/23/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by blahmina - United States (California)

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

#2590
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4632) - you deserved it (24423)

On 01/25/2009 at 9:38pm - misc - by smoker - United States (California)

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

#3194
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5954) - you deserved it (22821)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20620) - you deserved it (1805)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was finally discharged from hospital after being in there for one month, I arrive home to find a letter from a debt collection agency for my unpaid car insurance premium, and another letter from my car insurer to say that they aren't covering my accident due to non payment of premium. FML

#6339053
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26055) - you deserved it (3500)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:48am - misc - by Chriso (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was informed after submitting my request to have Christmas off about 2 weeks prior to Thanksgiving that I was denied. About 15 minutes later, I overheard the person that denied my request talking with another agent, who put their request in today, that they were granted the holiday off. FML

#6594646
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25444) - you deserved it (1729)

On 12/04/2009 at 1:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had my six month employee review. My manager said that my attendance was good, and I was exceeding my targets performance wise. My reward, a five cent per hour pay cut. Apparently the rate at which I started is too high to meet their current pay scale. FML

#6762044
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25536) - you deserved it (1834)

On 12/15/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Talvesh (man) - United States

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

#7142221
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24215) - you deserved it (2308)

On 01/04/2010 at 6:15am - work - by WetWetWet (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend when he reminded me that I needed to cut my toe nails. FML

#8062082
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8316) - you deserved it (15379)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

#8540042
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22688) - you deserved it (3302)

On 02/22/2010 at 12:17am - love - by shwasted (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom came over to visit and permed my hair. Ten minutes after she started, I told her it was burning. She told me to suck it up because it doesn't hurt that badly. I now have scabs all over my scalp, hairline, and nape. FML

#8443272
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22629) - you deserved it (3294)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by sexxibxmami - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

#8169467
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (4481)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:34pm - health - by justmyluck - United States

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

#8198734
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20335) - you deserved it (3491)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by lolographic24 - Norway (Oslo)



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