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Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

#20652691
61 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to get an HPV vaccine after being convinced to by my mom. I stayed in the waiting room afterwards, because the vaccine has the possible side-effect of causing fainting. I didn't faint; instead, I spent the next 15 minutes giggling uncontrollably like a psycho. FML

#20719679
87 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML

#20647478
119 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 10:18am - animals - by AussieG75 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML

#20665470
110 comments

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On 05/15/2013 at 5:47pm - work - by Seriously? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

#20712866
92 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today, my house was damaged by a tornado. I called my mother to see if I could stay with her for a few days. Her response? "I warned you not to move in with a man. This is God's way of punishing you." I've been married to said man for almost a year now. FML

#20676306
105 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 8:37pm - misc - by hotelbound - United States (Missouri)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

#20684843
63 comments

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On 05/25/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

#20686826
53 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 2:46am - work - by ChangoFett - United States (California)

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML

#20726687
63 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

#20716841
83 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Crazy Mom (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

#20693929
73 comments

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On 05/29/2013 at 8:39pm - love - by anonymoose - Australia (South Australia)

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

#20710020
89 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML

#20741960
128 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by part time all the time - United States (Michigan)



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