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Today, I was bet 100 dollars that I couldn't break a piece off a brick with my head. I couldn't, and I have 2 gashes in my head now. FML

#7467254
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5409) - you deserved it (70257)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, Burger King gave me a moldy bun. I noticed 1/5 of the way through the sandwich. My compensation for ingesting mold? A coupon for half-off a Whopper. FML

#12847836
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29019) - you deserved it (4758)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

#13431152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (38635)

On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent half an hour on the phone with a woman who was yelling at the top of her lungs, sobbing uncontrollably and hyperventilating. She also told me if she had a heart attack and died from crying, it was all my fault. Why? I told her she needed her receipt to have her T.V. repaired. FML

#10769429
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33207) - you deserved it (2863)

On 05/26/2010 at 12:26am - work - by customerservicesucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

#8914143
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7946) - you deserved it (49754)

On 03/08/2010 at 4:37am - misc - by dream_girl_3 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML

#14862794
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10260) - you deserved it (29480)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:37am - money - by 7rafe7 (man) - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

#14621965
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31104) - you deserved it (6743)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my first day of soccer tryouts. We began with a two mile run. Trying to be honest for once, I didn't lie about my time. Everyone else did. I thus got the worst score, and had to run it again. FML

#17521281
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31292) - you deserved it (4347)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:08pm - misc - by varsity soccer player - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited for a car to back out so I could take their spot. The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car. FML

#19002086
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21715) - you deserved it (4870)

On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML

#15870372
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31032) - you deserved it (12487)

On 04/21/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

#16167560
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (7978)

On 05/14/2011 at 2:50am - kids - by whytoday - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

#18772974
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28238) - you deserved it (2309)

On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

#19144209
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (3719)

On 02/23/2012 at 2:59am - love - by atsukobo (woman) - United States (California)



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