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Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

#21185584
107 comments

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On 06/23/2014 at 5:26pm - money - by amused (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML

#21364157
68 comments

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On 02/26/2015 at 7:35pm - misc - by We're still popping them - United States (California)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
54 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
84 comments

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On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML

#21264930
136 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 2:21am - health - by skollasch - United States (California)

Today, I was helping out at my church. At lunchtime, a really cute guy my age walked over and told me I was pretty. I was flattered, until I turned around and saw his annoyed buddies handing him several dollar bills. FML

#21212865
74 comments

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On 07/18/2014 at 12:45pm - money - by what people do for money - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

#21270463
60 comments

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On 10/04/2014 at 1:43am - intimacy - by manymisfortunes - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

#21420621
97 comments

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On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

#21398399
179 comments

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On 04/23/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

#234
63 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:39am - health - by little tooth - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

#998
108 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by ana9 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

#6221127
59 comments

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On 11/08/2009 at 11:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML

#1933415
81 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by shrimp41 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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