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Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML

#13234254
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19457) - you deserved it (1911)

On 09/28/2010 at 10:03am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML

#8941077
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17352) - you deserved it (3520)

On 03/09/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by 3-wheeler (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I'm at home sick and someone is moving into the apartment above ours. Judging by the sounds and level of noise, they seem to be opening some sort of woodworking shop. FML

#19513713
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12793) - you deserved it (1152)

On 04/22/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by whirlednews - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19042) - you deserved it (1891)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML

#14520919
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (2652)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it; I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

#16338936
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28478) - you deserved it (3695)

On 05/25/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by kylie b -

Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML

#14847489
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21705) - you deserved it (2666)

On 02/05/2011 at 12:58am - misc - by ohhhjaymo13 - United States

Today, I spent nearly an hour thawing out my car and driving to work in this stupid freezing rain, only to find out that I'm now unemployed due to budget cuts. FML

#14820715
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (1824)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:05am - work - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got fired from my job at a small start-up company. Why? The CEO wanted to give a job to one of his former fraternity brothers who is out of work, and they couldn't afford to keep us both. FML

#16313288
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23100) - you deserved it (1757)

On 05/23/2011 at 2:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally get to go home after a 16 day training event in Colorado. The plane has been sitting in the runway for over three hours due to lightning storms and we're not allowed to leave. We've spent more time on the ground waiting than the flight itself would take. FML

#16375097
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22959) - you deserved it (2760)

On 05/27/2011 at 5:13pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

#17735625
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21202) - you deserved it (3479)

On 09/13/2011 at 10:48am - health - by .. - United States (Florida)

Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML

#20436981
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22472) - you deserved it (9783)

On 01/01/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by christmaswillneverend - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML

#19543754
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15549) - you deserved it (2228)

On 04/28/2012 at 6:44pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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