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Today, I was at my job life-guarding, when a woman pushed the spine-board over, hitting me on the back of my head. She laughed, but I now have a concussion and a stiff neck, and my co-workers can't stop laughing at the "irony." FML

#19591635
88 comments

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On 05/08/2012 at 10:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML

#12283865
40 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Jesse from - United States

Today, I was getting ready for my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I decided to brush my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue I went too far which made me throw up. I was 20 min late for my work. Good start. FML

#10962219
68 comments

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On 06/04/2010 at 5:28am - work - by Sergie - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got my car back from the shop. The engine has been rebuilt twice in the past 3 months. My check engine light just came on. FML

#14574374
131 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML

#13041055
68 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 10:00pm - misc - by IHateMyJob - United States

Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML

#14475247
85 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 3:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

#19123444
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19303) - you deserved it (3060)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:39pm - animals - by good_gravy (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

#19040950
128 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

#9572677
113 comments

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On 04/02/2010 at 7:33am - misc - by Gina - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

#19026476
100 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 1:46pm - work - by Girl With a Cold (woman) -

Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML

#19462590
120 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 6:40pm - misc - by clitty clitty bang bang (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a psychiatrist for the first time. He asked me what had brought me there, so I said I needed to get over some issues. He told me to close my eyes and visualize myself constructing a bridge. I paid to get told to build a bridge in my mind's eye. FML

#19664202
102 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 7:54pm - health - by fml - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned how to use a fire extinguisher. Too bad it was on my brand new oven. FML

#18638561
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19964) - you deserved it (3829)

On 12/28/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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