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Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

#14848305
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34257) - you deserved it (3643)

On 02/05/2011 at 2:16am - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

#15822401
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29263) - you deserved it (3402)

On 04/17/2011 at 2:32pm - misc - by zoearcu - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my purse was stolen. Too bad it had all of my money and my passport. My flight is tomorrow, and the embassy is closed until Monday. Guess who gets to stay in a foreign country with no money and no identification for the next 3 days. FML

#15379875
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41265) - you deserved it (3941)

On 03/19/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

#16812310
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28640) - you deserved it (2982)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:17am - work - by luroluro - United States

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

#9572677
113 comments

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On 04/02/2010 at 7:33am - misc - by Gina - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML

#16248268
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (5482)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML

#19225170
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (1987)

On 03/06/2012 at 12:37am - work - by dragynfyre - United States (California)

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

#18261463
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31356) - you deserved it (2764)

On 11/16/2011 at 1:32am - work - by nyatzz - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

#19348769
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20719) - you deserved it (2073)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:31am - misc - by Ringo McDingo (man) - United States

Today, I got pulled into a conversation about my 62 year old boss's new breast implants. FML

#19354471
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22280) - you deserved it (2218)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:36pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

#19238093
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23036) - you deserved it (7257)

On 03/08/2012 at 6:53am - animals - by Anon - United States

Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

#19625966
164 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

#19915541
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11258) - you deserved it (22122)

On 07/09/2012 at 5:26pm - work - by idiot - United States



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