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Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

#13273465
73 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

#14767473
52 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cheating ex-boyfriend was offered the job we both interviewed for. I helped him with his cover letter before I found out about the affair. I've been unemployed for almost two years. FML

#14480352
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26215) - you deserved it (3751)

On 01/05/2011 at 10:55pm - work - by sucker (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477
89 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML

#14738244
43 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

#15090676
89 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
160 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

#15461657
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22524) - you deserved it (2923)

On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML

#15855932
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9552) - you deserved it (35188)

On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -

Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML

#9572677
113 comments

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On 04/02/2010 at 7:33am - misc - by Gina - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML

#18399255
117 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:52pm - work - by ChrisD2V - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

#17878442
135 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by soapy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I switched cell phone service providers, hoping to upgrade. After working out the details and picking a phone in the store, I got home to find my brand new cell can't get a signal in my house. I already signed the two year contract. FML

#19596569
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19619) - you deserved it (5325)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:03am - misc - by klynn267 - United States (Oregon)



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