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Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

#14578996
28 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by hoops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

#13273465
73 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

#14767473
52 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my cheating ex-boyfriend was offered the job we both interviewed for. I helped him with his cover letter before I found out about the affair. I've been unemployed for almost two years. FML

#14480352
48 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 10:55pm - work - by sucker (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477
89 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

#14549466
25 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 12:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was overdrawn $15 at the bank. I paid in my last $80 in cash, only for them to inform me that I've been slapped with $90 in overdraft fees. FML

#15090676
89 comments

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On 02/23/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by witt75 - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
160 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

#15461657
45 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML

#15855932
143 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML

#10066233
89 comments

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On 04/22/2010 at 1:37pm - health - by :) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML

#18399255
116 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:52pm - work - by ChrisD2V - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

#17878442
135 comments

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On 10/01/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by soapy - Canada (Ontario)



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