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Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML

#18923725
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (1564)

On 01/27/2012 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway

Today, I found out my landlord is too cheap to turn up the hot water tank enough to have a comfortable shower. There's a huge padlock on the door, she won't budge, and I'm signed in until December. FML

#17962852
54 comments

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On 10/11/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by frigid - (Alberta)

Today, I had to spend the morning and afternoon waiting for my uncle to take a crap after his hernia surgery. It never happened, and in the end I drove home, only to find the highway just as backed up as my uncle's colon. FML

#17697581
90 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 4:47pm - health - by wilmerjean - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

#19015871
77 comments

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On 02/07/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by whyme (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML

#19404981
69 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to drive my car through a flock of vultures eating road kill. Since a bird hit the mirror and broke it, I now have to pay for a replacement. FML

#19276997
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20311) - you deserved it (3315)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:19am - money - by me - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked all the way across campus to eat the first meal I've had all day. After waiting for my food in a congested line for 30 minutes, I got to the register to pay. Turns out my wallet was a twenty minute walk away, back in my apartment. FML

#19051047
31 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 7:53pm - money - by ulring - United States

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML

#19661227
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16536) - you deserved it (5698)

On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

#19833959
85 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 12:59pm - misc - by herpmonster (woman) - Italy

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

#19017248
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19748) - you deserved it (3173)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML

#19457706
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (5912)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:37pm - work - by hatemyboss - United States (California)

Today, I called my mobile phone provider to end my contract. A sales rep spent over half an hour trying to convince me to reconsider, and I kept refusing. I ended up breaking down and accepting a "more economical" contract, which I didn't notice costs almost twice as much as the last one. FML

#19503587
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7166) - you deserved it (32467)

On 04/20/2012 at 10:49pm - money - by ... (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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