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Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

#6400678
82 comments

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On 11/22/2009 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML

#6242607
81 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 12:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch". I had to wash his plate. FML

#6752832
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32770) - you deserved it (1987)

On 12/14/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by militarywife2b - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
88 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML

#14374773
111 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 10:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my external hard drive broke. My husband tried to fix it, and the computer told him he needed to format it. Apparently he didn't know what formatting does, so he did it. I'm a wedding photographer and had a full summer of unfinished wedding photography on there. FML

#12822574
173 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 2:42pm - work - by photogirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got mugged. They wanted my phone and wallet. The most important thing in my wallet was my fully punched Smoothie King card. FML

#9100714
115 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 11:05am - money - by ashleeylynn - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

#12826114
64 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
76 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

#13754540
128 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one that's in my math class, noticed me, regardless of me hiding. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

#9001360
115 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 5:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

#13260698
154 comments

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On 09/30/2010 at 5:56am - intimacy - by ohyaknow (woman) - United States (Utah)



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