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Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML

#21354210
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35303) - you deserved it (6763)

On 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm - work - by titsmcgee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

#21340816
68 comments

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On 01/20/2015 at 6:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

#171
36 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

#24997
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37133) - you deserved it (8514)

On 02/11/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by seriously?! (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

#2870755
107 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by philderichmond (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

#2341558
112 comments

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On 05/27/2009 at 2:15pm - kids - by boo (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML

#3189875
65 comments

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On 06/24/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by unappreciated (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got an electric shaver hoping that it would reduce the risk of cutting myself than shaving with a manual one. However, I cut myself opening the plastic package with the shaver inside. FML

#2906195
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38209) - you deserved it (13222)

On 06/15/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by shaverguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

#1749073
70 comments

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On 05/08/2009 at 2:14pm - misc - by Aisu (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I checked in a group of men from Mexico. I speak just enough Spanish to realize they're discussing my breasts. I have to stand there smiling while checking in three more people. FML

#5618007
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (3742)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:31am - work - by Spanishredhead (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

#6089311
37 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML

#5753501
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40854) - you deserved it (2357)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:23am - work - by superjesse006 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13285) - you deserved it (33703)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version



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