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Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

#13273465
73 comments

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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

#13032045
89 comments

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML

#12431823
46 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

#18737590
127 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

#14453942
38 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 7:56pm - work - by cain001 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

#14549466
25 comments

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On 01/12/2011 at 12:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML

#14703374
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (2315)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by brokenhome - United States (Texas)

Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
49 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#19133346
58 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML

#18590219
160 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

#4210609
164 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML

#10066233
89 comments

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On 04/22/2010 at 1:37pm - health - by :) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9976) - you deserved it (29239)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States



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