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Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

#18392103
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35043) - you deserved it (5499)

On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, I convinced my teacher to let me resit a very important test I failed. I got a lower score the second time around. FML

#18120511
81 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was transporting liquor between stores for work. A car pulled out and cut me off, causing me to slam on my brakes. My car stopped. The 200 dollars-worth of booze did not. FML

#18859567
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26755) - you deserved it (3374)

On 01/20/2012 at 3:23am - work - by LiquorChick (woman) - United States

Today, a cop turned his lights and siren on to pull me over. I pulled into a parking lot and got a ticket. It wasn't until the cop pulled away that I realized that I'd pulled into, and interrupted, an on-going funeral visitation. FML

#19847830
71 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 11:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML

#20087724
79 comments

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On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

#20173284
88 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 12:44am - work - by Ophelia - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

#20433319
57 comments

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On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

#20729993
84 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by VacationRuined (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

#20853472
83 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 8:50am - misc - by jameen - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I found out my kids only remember my birthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

#20871062
57 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 4:22am - kids - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML

#20978054
78 comments

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On 12/02/2013 at 8:28am - money - by Akestarr - United States (Indiana)

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

#21096273
104 comments

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On 03/25/2014 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML

#21162663
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45904) - you deserved it (3806)

On 06/04/2014 at 10:34am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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