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Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

#2670
136 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 12:38pm - misc - by dangyo - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

#1166
29 comments

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On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML

#5556701
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30781) - you deserved it (2647)

On 09/29/2009 at 10:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my first job interview in years. While I was waiting for the manager to come out I realized I had forgotten the resume that I had printed out the night before, since he specifically asked me to bring one. FML

#5825013
25 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:45am - work - by jzone32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mom and I had to shovel our driveway after an epic snowstorm that left us with 22 inches of snow. We only needed to dig out my mom's car and not mine. After we did all that work and shoveled all the snow onto the side where my car was we found out my mom had a flat tire. FML

#6872316
72 comments

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On 12/21/2009 at 8:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

#6947126
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22603) - you deserved it (2597)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

#6865910
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23144) - you deserved it (3433)

On 12/21/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by fml333 (woman) - Saudi Arabia

Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML

#6916745
40 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by LonelySanta (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML

#7109845
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (2140)

On 01/02/2010 at 7:35pm - misc - by greatstartto2010 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML

#7124325
69 comments

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On 01/03/2010 at 11:04am - animals - by BW (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received a letter saying that I was accepted into university and that I qualified for a number of scholarships. Too bad an equivalent sum of money will be spent fixing the car I hit, after spinning out on ice, whilst driving home from said university. FML

#7413035
57 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by trooper93 (man) - Canada

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

#7999702
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (6736)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:04am - work - by fired101 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was robbed at work. The guy stole my cell phone, bag, and laptop. Because of the robbery, I had to close the store two and a half hours early. My boss decided to dock my hours. FML

#8158175
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24447) - you deserved it (2064)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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