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Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

#8331914
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17531) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, it's the third anniversary of when I started looking for a new job. I'm still working at the job that made me want to get a new one and I haven't even had an interview for another one in almost two years. My Master's degree on the wall is looking more and more like a roll of toilet paper. FML

#8990477
130 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 1:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML

#14666590
52 comments

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On 01/21/2011 at 9:18pm - misc - by marriageblows - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

#9008016
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2932) - you deserved it (16008)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went with my friend door-to-door selling chocolates. We went to the first house, and the guy decided to buy a chocolate from each of us. He didn't have change and neither did we, so he just took the chocolates and slammed the door in our face. FML

#18548047
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19894) - you deserved it (5940)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

#8930944
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18083) - you deserved it (4044)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:24pm - money - by yessssir - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my roommate let me know he "bumped" another car with mine. What he really meant was that I need a new rear quarter panel and the very angry BMW driver he hit has all of my information. FML

#13061135
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16881) - you deserved it (2506)

On 09/15/2010 at 12:52pm - misc - by Ah piss - United States (New York)

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

#14686261
52 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML

#14738244
42 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 11:24pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

#15461657
44 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 3:29am - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML

#10066233
89 comments

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On 04/22/2010 at 1:37pm - health - by :) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my company announced a new name. They also announced new coffee mugs with the name on them. They've not announced raises in over 3 years. FML

#19324778
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16474) - you deserved it (1730)

On 03/22/2012 at 2:17am - work - by glens - United States

Today, I photocopied several hundred pages of my school's textbook because I didn't want to buy it. My school later says to just buy it and it will be reimbursed. FML

#18399255
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8395) - you deserved it (28193)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:52pm - work - by ChrisD2V - United States (California)



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