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Today, while reading the paper I saw a picture of a guy I really like that I met online. The picture is in the obituaries. No wonder he hasn't called. FML

#21103818
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42072) - you deserved it (2977)

On 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm - love - by kubbyp (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on a thirty minute commute to a job interview, I felt the urge to pee. When I got there, I politely asked the receptionist where the toilets were, and she told me to wait for someone to come show me. After another thirty minutes, someone turned up; the HR manager. FML

#540
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12452) - you deserved it (1793)

On 12/17/2008 at 11:43pm - work - by No name - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

#648
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13472) - you deserved it (2937)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Nick Nameous - United States (California)

Today, a girl was coming on to me throughout an entire concert, giving me drinks. At the end of the evening, she gave me her MSN address so that we could do other things together. Thanks to all the drinks I'd had, I forgot her address. FML

#2030
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5122) - you deserved it (20181)

On 01/21/2009 at 9:23am - love - by Trash - Sent from mobile version

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

#2743
26 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)

Today, I was trying to finish an english assignment and I was not sure how to complete it. So I emailed my teacher asking and she said flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

#1166
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3478) - you deserved it (19383)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:47pm - misc - by FUKDOUG - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got up the courage to go to my very first voice lesson. I thought I did alright, but at the end my teacher told me, "Now don't worry about grades in this class, I grade on effort, not on talent." FML

#11698
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16572) - you deserved it (2196)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Lizz (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23062) - you deserved it (2743)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took the family to the Rainforest Café. There was no parking and I detest paying $12 for valet parking. I parked at Wal-Greens across the street in the only spot without a "patrons only, violators will be towed" sign. It was covered by the tree branches. It cost me $225 for the cab and fine. FML

#5442113
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8605) - you deserved it (36852)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:24am - money - by fme (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out I'm on wage garnishment because my mother, who took out a student loan for me back in '05, didn't pay off the $2015 owed when she said she would. I got screwed over financially because of her. FML

#5308756
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26104) - you deserved it (8174)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:32am - money - by MochiMomoChan (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML

#7042607
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17810) - you deserved it (2926)

On 12/30/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by stonesober (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I ate a chocolate bar before getting my morning coffee. While waiting for it, a good looking guy starts talking to me, then suddenly loses interest. Afterwards, I see the chocolate on my face in my car mirror. FML

#7047006
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6322) - you deserved it (15055)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by lame (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that my building never received my rent check. Now not only do I have to pay a $40 late fee, but also a $40 fee to stop the payment of the check that went god knows where. FML

#6764410
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21747) - you deserved it (2568)

On 12/15/2009 at 1:18pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)



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