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Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

#14573831
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On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

#13032045
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On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML

#14811839
65 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 1:22pm - work - by mandapanda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm in Vegas to celebrate my 22nd birthday. I should be out having a blast, but a stomach virus thought otherwise. I'll be spending my birthday stuck in my hotel room eating microwaved soup. FML

#18737590
127 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:21pm - health - by sick in Vegas - United States

Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML

#14703374
59 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by brokenhome - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to be an observer for a drug test at work. Me and two others got to watch 130 guys take a piss, and then leave work two hours later than everyone else. FML

#16460145
68 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by evomadrid24 - United States (Arizona)

Today, while driving, I slowed down and made sure I safely went by a pedestrian, and in the process rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#19133346
58 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 6:56pm - misc - by me (man) - United States

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

#4210609
164 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
77 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I paid £140 for a train ticket. All the seats were full. When I sat in the corridor the guard yelled at me. I paid £140 to stand outside a stinking train toilet for 7 hours. FML

#15858799
63 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 12:13pm - misc - by Sivvus (woman) - Reserved

Today, my landlord compared me to his idiot son for not plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me not to plunge last week, because of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peeing outside for a week waiting on him. FML

#17996860
115 comments

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On 10/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by Carl - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got a mass text message from a friend saying she's sorry she can't meet up with our group of friends for drinks because she's busy tonight. This is the first I've heard of any bar-crawling. FML

#17577753
62 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the heat rash that has been devouring my side for the last week was revealed to be something much worse: shingles. FML

#17300096
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30332) - you deserved it (2710)

On 07/29/2011 at 5:40pm - health - by ivannooze - United States



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