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Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

#13567439
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27712) - you deserved it (3466)

On 10/23/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by ugly me - United States (Colorado)

Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML

#11853841
167 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by dammitrain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML

#12867561
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13911) - you deserved it (24255)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by hatesgravity (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

#15156142
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29392) - you deserved it (16232)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by handyjon - United States

Today, at my hairdressing job, my first client of the day came in for a cut. Her hair smelled awful, and when I asked her why, she informed me that she'd gotten trashed with some friends the night before, and one of them had puked in her hair. She came to me to get it cleaned out. FML

#16271295
97 comments

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On 05/20/2011 at 7:29pm - work - by ewwgross - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML

#15048798
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6928) - you deserved it (43833)

On 02/20/2011 at 3:15am - misc - by O.o (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while cleaning the house, I discovered that my husband has been making a little mountain of whatever he finds up his nose on the underside of our couch when he watches TV. FML

#17677583
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28449) - you deserved it (2410)

On 09/06/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by grossedout - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

#19708728
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22534) - you deserved it (2409)

On 05/31/2012 at 7:29am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I got punched in the face by a drunk because I couldn't give him any cigarettes. I don't smoke. FML

#18619615
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28921) - you deserved it (2574)

On 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm - misc - by Jbs4lf (man) - Belgium

Today, it's my mother's birthday. She received the ultimate gift from my brother, who told her he had just been accepted into medical school. I bought her scratch-offs. She won a dollar. FML

#19787212
122 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 1:42pm - misc - by bad son - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML

#20044922
123 comments

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On 08/27/2012 at 6:16pm - health - by Albert (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

#20447616
83 comments

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On 01/08/2013 at 5:40am - animals - by Coldandshoeless (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss told me that, while he respects the fact that I have my own style, I have to stop wearing "that hideous wig" because apparently, it "makes the clientele uncomfortable". I don't have a wig. It's my natural hair. FML

#20536687
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31836) - you deserved it (3863)

On 03/09/2013 at 4:05am - work - by hairdresser (woman) - Australia



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