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Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#5479832
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5733) - you deserved it (72549)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by scarlet5000 (man) - United States

Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

#5698156
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15304) - you deserved it (40588)

On 10/07/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoeaddiikt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working as a cashier at my job. A guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said "Oh shit I forgot my wallet!" and walked away. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML

#4219084
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44996) - you deserved it (3136)

On 08/02/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by drano - United States (California)

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

#6626957
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35967) - you deserved it (6922)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:25am - love - by barfyshirt (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was visited by Child Protective Services. Seems someone on my street reported me for neglect because I cloth diaper my children. I moved in less than 6 months ago, so I guess this is how they say, "welcome to the neighborhood" about these parts. FML

#6660369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34405) - you deserved it (3553)

On 12/08/2009 at 2:02am - kids - by ClothMom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, we had our annual office Christmas party. The theme of the party was "Ugliest Sweater". The winner was a sweater that I have an exact replica of in my closet. It's my favorite 'special occasion', 'family portrait' and 'holiday' sweater. FML

#6695498
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24251) - you deserved it (12829)

On 12/10/2009 at 3:52pm - misc - by NotHauteCouture (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30331) - you deserved it (3601)

On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got yelled at by one of my bosses. The reason? I was yawning. I work at Starbucks. Apparently I wasn't 'promoting' correctly. FML

#7467721
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (4497)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:29am - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML

#12107955
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30053) - you deserved it (3916)

On 07/25/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Luke (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

#11804292
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38483) - you deserved it (3574)

On 07/11/2010 at 2:06am - health - by Cheyenne - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent an email to a girl I like about how I really feel about her. She later replied "Real funny, tell Michael to change his password!" FML

#15110567
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31431) - you deserved it (4464)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out at a family reunion. FML

#8993949
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23971) - you deserved it (3277)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:28am - misc - by talhabilal - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

#13283884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34211) - you deserved it (5028)

On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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