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Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't find it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach for a penny. I now have a family of cockroaches living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23302) - you deserved it (2575)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today, I found out that the gnat infestation in my dorm room was not caused by the recent cool weather, but rather the rotten pear I found under my roommates bed. FML

#19245415
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19730) - you deserved it (2077)

On 03/09/2012 at 1:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML

#19313796
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15501) - you deserved it (6065)

On 03/20/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

Today, I texted my flatmate to ask him when he would be paying his portion of the rent, since he has told me he would be late this month. He wrote back to inform me that he had moved out last night while I was away, and that he won't be paying me anything. FML

#19020583
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24452) - you deserved it (2023)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:14pm - money - by oceangirl - United States

Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML

#19239512
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19189) - you deserved it (2742)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by hungry - Canada

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

#20009467
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19025) - you deserved it (2372)

On 08/08/2012 at 12:00pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

#19694480
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15861) - you deserved it (2711)

On 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm - health - by Phil (man) - Canada

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

#19495947
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17542) - you deserved it (3346)

On 04/19/2012 at 2:45pm - misc - by noooo!!! - United States

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

#19357685
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20258) - you deserved it (1898)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

#19376028
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15189) - you deserved it (12107)

On 03/30/2012 at 12:44pm - misc - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I had a conversation about how Victoria Beckham ate fruit salad for her birthday, as if it was an important subject. FML

#19495086
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6562) - you deserved it (20607)

On 04/19/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

#19715534
103 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 1:58pm - health - by Ashe (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was planning on enjoying my one day off work from the hospital, at home. I got a call saying I had to come in because my department was short-handed. I went in to find almost everyone there. Turns out it was a prank by my coworkers. FML

#20148851
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21943) - you deserved it (1423)

On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia



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