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Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML

#586
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4161) - you deserved it (13550)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:23am - work - by Dope - United States (New York)

Today, I marked 600 emails in my gmail inbox as spam and it will take me hours to go through and unmark them. FML

#838
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3165) - you deserved it (14937)

On 01/01/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

#3194
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4338) - you deserved it (16789)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

#17489
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16316) - you deserved it (4178)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by Bliss (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13493) - you deserved it (1066)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked a guy out on a coffee date, and we started talking about our mutual careers. At the end of the date he asked me if I had any more questions about job opportunities or any more advice, then shook my hand and gave me his contact card. FML

#5748
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17129) - you deserved it (2306)

On 02/02/2009 at 7:54pm - love - by myrie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML

#6377589
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4388) - you deserved it (9204)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:36am - misc - by starstruck (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had my six month employee review. My manager said that my attendance was good, and I was exceeding my targets performance wise. My reward, a five cent per hour pay cut. Apparently the rate at which I started is too high to meet their current pay scale. FML

#6762044
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19000) - you deserved it (1191)

On 12/15/2009 at 6:42am - work - by Talvesh (man) - United States

Today, it's my first day-off for the holidays. Today is also the day they decided to start building a house next to mine. I can't sleep beyond 7 am. FML

#7007835
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17539) - you deserved it (1376)

On 12/29/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by dentinpalevo (man) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I returned to work after a restful week-long holiday. Before I left, I'd finished a huge assignment which is due this week. I walk in to find a water pipe has burst just above my desk, flooding our office with water and ruining my computer. Happy New Year to me. FML

#7142221
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17570) - you deserved it (1547)

On 01/04/2010 at 6:15am - work - by WetWetWet (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

#7452564
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12508) - you deserved it (3079)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by embarrassedinretail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour on the phone with a customer. At the end of the conversation, as he was putting down the phone, I heard him say 'God, he was a miserable git'. I'm a 28 year old woman. FML

#14637512
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15381) - you deserved it (2459)

On 01/19/2011 at 9:55am - work - by tgpgs -

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

#9018628
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14186) - you deserved it (1390)

On 03/12/2010 at 7:10am - misc - by lance - Canada (Ontario)



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