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Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

#20956290
84 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by BreakingTheMood (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML

#20959504
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On 11/16/2013 at 5:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

#20939700
169 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by Rinelric1998 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

#20955991
137 comments

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On 11/13/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by CanWeAllGetOne - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

#20964432
96 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

#20970235
34 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

#20974447
116 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

#20984084
123 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

#20980679
175 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

Today, my boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it, goes out in it and won't take it off, not even for sex. FML

Today, I was laying down with my girlfriend, when she asked me if I'd ever been kicked in the junk. I awkwardly said no, and she replied, "Well maybe that should change." while rubbing my shoulder lovingly. I'm scared. FML

#21027576
100 comments

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On 01/14/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

#20999827
116 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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