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Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

#20901560
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47646) - you deserved it (3602)

On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML

#21012251
71 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

#21124319
171 comments

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On 04/27/2014 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML

#21162885
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48566) - you deserved it (3857)

On 06/04/2014 at 3:30pm - misc - by Off_Road (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

#21155774
89 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly at the last of it, looked up smiling and said "thanks". The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

#21237898
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37372) - you deserved it (10826)

On 08/15/2014 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my son has been trying to save enough of his earwax to make a candle. FML

#21208907
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42608) - you deserved it (5443)

On 07/14/2014 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

#21202986
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (13242)

On 07/08/2014 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

#21229751
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45533) - you deserved it (4177)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:40am - love - by motherlover (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

#21227005
152 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

#21247920
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40778) - you deserved it (2624)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by abbshows (man) - United States

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML



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