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Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

#8621436
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19714) - you deserved it (3556)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:15pm - work - by richgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got in an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

#13153251
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20728) - you deserved it (3369)

On 09/22/2010 at 4:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I became that small percent of people who face three different kinds of complications after their wisdom teeth are removed. FML

#9000843
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20833) - you deserved it (1622)

On 03/11/2010 at 5:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

#13256903
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6071) - you deserved it (20457)

On 09/29/2010 at 10:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, seconds after my mom put my yorkie onto my bed, he threw up. His head was not fully over the bed itself, so the wet chunks fell straight into my backpack onto my new school books. FML

#12625429
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (2863)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML

#14732721
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18231) - you deserved it (1503)

On 01/27/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by brrrr that's cold! - United States (Colorado)

Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML

#14574802
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15510) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/14/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by wrongnumber (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

#10802234
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20887) - you deserved it (3191)

On 05/27/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Nchristine - United States

Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from my dad telling me he left me a present in my car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, and now my car stinks. FML

#12999692
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20307) - you deserved it (2975)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States

Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML

#12450514
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23332) - you deserved it (2363)

On 08/11/2010 at 8:01am - work - by stuck (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

#14573831
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18834) - you deserved it (2890)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML

#13032045
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6438) - you deserved it (44599)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML

#14811839
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19992) - you deserved it (3450)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:22pm - work - by mandapanda (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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