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Today, between my cats scratching every surface they can find, my boyfriend's snoring, and the dog barking at every slight noise outside, I'm unlikely to ever get more than 3 hours of sleep at a time. FML

#14459175
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18124) - you deserved it (5435)

On 01/04/2011 at 2:30am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up early to go to church with my parents. When I got in the car, I was struck with the worst diarrhea I've ever had in my life. My parents told me I'd be cleaning the car out when we got there, because if we turned around, we'd be late. FML

#14521261
46 comments

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On 01/09/2011 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was posted with a very lonely gate-guard. From the second I arrived, I had to listen to him drone on and on, and now I know his entire life story. I was there for four hours. FML

#14932572
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17380) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/11/2011 at 4:54am - work - by anonymous -

Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

#9697078
134 comments

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On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

#19448079
74 comments

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On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML

#20086643
98 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 2:21pm - work - by izziegrl - Mexico (Mexico)

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

#16944357
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22199) - you deserved it (7621)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:50am - money - by hunter168647 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was scheduled for an interview at 3 o'clock. I allowed thirty minutes for the drive, but when I put my key in the ignition, the car wouldn't start. FML

#17017603
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25291) - you deserved it (3900)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:29pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17998) - you deserved it (3664)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

#16321332
40 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

#19255485
89 comments

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On 03/11/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Joey - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

#9544188
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (7595)

On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22037) - you deserved it (1761)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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