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Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
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On 08/25/2012 at 3:11pm - animals - by missTyfied (woman) - Philippines (Rizal)
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 12:45pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML
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Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:57pm - misc - by annonymous - United States
Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
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On 09/30/2012 at 3:00pm - work - by what the fuck, mate (man) - Australia
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 7:15am - work - by Jessica S. (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
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On 01/04/2013 at 1:12am - love - by Tiffosaur - United States
Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML
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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
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On 01/09/2013 at 2:57pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML
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On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)
Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML
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On 01/04/2013 at 7:33pm - love - by but i make different stiffies (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML
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On 01/03/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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