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Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
135 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

#16321332
40 comments

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On 05/23/2011 at 11:19pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boss gave me an "All you need to know about grammar" book. FML

#16704546
84 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 12:16am - work - by illiterate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

#19781971
90 comments

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On 06/13/2012 at 12:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first job interview for eight months. My interviewer noticeably yawned during my reply to the first question. FML

#15975496
120 comments

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On 04/29/2011 at 7:36am - work - by Kebabjoon (man) - Spain

Today, I had my anus probed twice by two different doctors. I was diagnosed with hemorrhoids. I'm a 22 year old guy and have to schedule a colonoscopy for next week. I guess there's a first time for everything. FML

#16829540
129 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 3:17am - health - by John (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML

#18494919
160 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

#19528563
145 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

#16030306
70 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 8:04am - misc - by Mayshod -

Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML

#18175852
53 comments

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On 11/06/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

#15986452
79 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by Cody - United States

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

#20147554
182 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML

#16995369
207 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 1:27am - misc - by thoughtcrimeno1 - United States (Texas)



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